Stuff We’re Tired of Repeating
🛍️ “How long does shipping take?”
Depends. But generally:
US: 3-6 business days
Canada: 3-6 business days
Other places: It’ll get there. Eventually.
Please don’t email us 3 days after ordering. We’re still emotionally preparing your package.
📦 “Can I return my order?”
Only if you read our return policy first and still feel strongly about it.
Unworn, unwashed, non-traumatized items only
You cover return shipping — we cover emotional damage
🧼 “How do I wash this?”
Cold water. Inside out. No bleach.
Or throw it in and pray. We won’t judge.
💳 “Do you accept refunds?”
If it’s our fault? Yes.
If it’s buyer’s remorse? That sounds like a you problem.
😑 “Why is it called ‘Not a Meme Brand’ if it’s clearly a meme brand?”
Because branding is a scam and irony is all we have left.
🫠 “Can I cancel my order?”
If we haven’t started printing it, sure.
If it’s already being made — it's on its way to haunt your closet.
🤖 “Is this a real brand?”
Define real.
We exist. You’re reading this. That’s enough existential proof for us.