Tired of the performative panic and misplaced political energy? Enter the “Still No Client List, But Sure — Ban TikTok” hoodie: a cozy, sarcastic clapback for those who see the real red flags — and they’re wearing suits, not crop tops.
Crafted from premium fabric softer than congressional accountability, this hoodie is ideal for:
Side-eyeing headlines while doomscrolling
Serving justice and looks
Staying warm in a cold, cold world of selective outrage
Because apparently, regulating lip-sync videos is urgent — but unveiling an actual client list tied to global corruption? Not so much.
Wear it loud. Wear it ironic. Because if we’re going down, we’re going down comfy.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
