Meet your new favorite hoodie — “Craving Stability & Espresso Martinis” — for those of us whose ideal night includes a well-balanced cocktail and the emotional support we never got as children.
Crafted from ultra-soft fabric to soothe your soul while caffeine and chaos course through your veins, this hoodie is ideal for:
Spiraling, but make it chic
Texting your ex with unnerving confidence
Pretending your life is together while sipping something strong and overpriced
Equal parts cozy and unhinged, it’s the perfect blend of needing a nap, a therapist, and a rooftop bar.
Warning: May attract emotionally unavailable people and bottomless brunch invites. Handle with care (and garnish with a twist).
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
