Introducing the “Doggy Style So We Can Keep Arguing” hoodie — for couples who know that love means never fully making up, even mid-action. Because why face your issues when you can face literally anything else?
Made from soft, premium fabric that's more comforting than your last apology, this hoodie is perfect for:
Spicy disagreements with zero eye contact
Saying “I’m over it” while very much not being over it
Prioritizing your position and your position in the argument
Whether you're passive-aggressive, aggressive-aggressive, or just emotionally exhausted, this hoodie lets everyone know: the sparks are still flying — mostly from the tension.
Disclaimer: Hoodie may cause fits of laughter, side-eye glances, and accidentally making things worse. Proceed with caution (and maybe a couples therapist).
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
