Fashionably hostile. Emotionally unavailable. Cozy as hell.
This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a social disclaimer. Wrapped in sarcasm and stitched with emotional detachment, it’s perfect for when small talk feels like violence and you're doing the world a favor by keeping your headphones in.
Ideal for:
Walking red flags
Chronic overthinkers with resting "don’t" face
People who say “I’m fine” and mean “leave me alone or perish”
Soft on the outside, emotionally jagged on the inside. Like you.
Wear it loud so they don’t come close.
Not responsible for feelings hurt within a 5-foot radius.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
