Everything I Love Is Expensive, Illegal, or Latina Hoodie
Some truths are too real not to wear on your chest.
Introducing the hoodie that says what everyone's thinking—but wouldn't dare say out loud. Whether you're into high taste, risky habits, or fiery romance, this piece has main character energy written all over it.
Crafted for comfort with a premium cotton blend, this hoodie is soft enough for late-night regrets and durable enough for questionable decisions. Oversized for that laid-back drip, with a slogan that turns heads and starts conversations.
Warning: May cause smirks, stares, and spontaneous DMs.
Unisex fit
Cozy fleece interior
Drawstring hood + kangaroo pocket
Screen-printed for long-lasting boldness
Machine washable (even if your lifestyle isn’t)
Wear responsibly. Or don’t.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
