High maintenance? Maybe. High standards? Absolutely.
This hoodie is for the bold hearts with a taste for chaos, champagne, and a perfectly bleached blowout. Whether you’re falling for trouble, luxury, or someone who says “OMG” unironically—this is your uniform.
Made from ultra-soft fleece with a relaxed fit, it’s equal parts cozy and chaotic. The slogan is loud, unapologetic, and impossible to ignore—just like you.
Perfect for:
Brunch with bad ideas
Late-night texts you’ll regret
Looking cute while making questionable choices
Premium cotton-blend fleece
Double-lined hood & kangaroo pocket
Screen-printed graphic that won’t fade—unlike your ex
Warning: May attract attention from blondes, bad influences, and people who know how to spend money.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
