Some people fall for danger. Others fall for brunettes—and you’ve clearly done both.
This hoodie is a walking red flag, but in the best way. With a slogan that screams “I’ve made a few questionable choices,” it’s the perfect mix of charm, chaos, and dangerously good taste. Soft on the outside, even softer on the inside (unlike your last situationship).
Whether you're chasing luxury, living on the edge, or just keep falling for someone with dark eyes and darker intentions, this hoodie gets you.
Cozy fleece interior for high-comfort crimes
Premium cotton-poly blend
Machine washable, no matter how messy things get
Ideal for:
Flirting with trouble
Spending money you don’t have
Texting brunettes at 2 AM
Because let’s be honest—you never stood a chance.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
