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Not A Hoodie - Hot Girls Listen To Techno
Not A Hoodie - Hot Girls Listen To Techno
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Step aside, amateurs — the “HOT GIRLS LISTEN TO TECHNO” hoodie is here to let the world know that your music taste is dark, your eyeliner’s darker, and your soul left the building somewhere around the second drop.
Made from high-quality fabric that’s softer than your commitment issues, this hoodie is perfect for:
Ghosting people from Berlin to Brooklyn
Vibing in a warehouse at 4AM with no idea what day it is
Judging anyone who claps between sets
It’s minimal, mysterious, and just the right amount of unapproachable — much like you. Whether you're stomping in platforms or healing through BPMs, this is your uniform.
Warning: May cause intense staring into strobe lights and romanticizing your existential dread.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Made from high-quality fabric that’s softer than your commitment issues, this hoodie is perfect for:
Ghosting people from Berlin to Brooklyn
Vibing in a warehouse at 4AM with no idea what day it is
Judging anyone who claps between sets
It’s minimal, mysterious, and just the right amount of unapproachable — much like you. Whether you're stomping in platforms or healing through BPMs, this is your uniform.
Warning: May cause intense staring into strobe lights and romanticizing your existential dread.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Size guide
CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 20 | 27 |
M | 21 | 28 |
L | 23 | 29 |
XL | 25 | 30 |
2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
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