Showed up late? That’s growth.
Showed up at all? That’s a miracle.
Introducing the hoodie for when your presence is a gracious favor and everyone should be grateful you even considered it:
“Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.”
Because pretending to care is exhausting and honestly, you look too good to fake enthusiasm.
Ultra-soft for maximum comfort during minimal effort. Ideal for dodging plans, ghosting group chats, and standing in the corner at social functions silently judging everyone’s life choices.
Not just a hoodie — it’s a whole vibe of reluctant tolerance.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
