Finally, a hoodie that gets you. The “Missionary So We Can Keep Arguing” hoodie is here for lovers of eye contact, emotional chaos, and the kind of intimacy that ends in “we need to talk.”
Crafted from premium fabric softer than your boundaries, this hoodie is perfect for:
Passionate debates mid-intimacy
Saying “I’m not mad” while clearly being mad
Prioritizing connection and conflict resolution (simultaneously)
Whether you're a master of mixed signals or just like your love with a side of psychological warfare, this cozy confession piece lets the world know: you’re here for the drama — up close and personal.
Bonus: Built-in comfort for post-argument cuddling. Or storming off. Your call.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
