Slip into the psychological safety blanket you wish existed with the “My Therapist Thinks I’m Doing Great” hoodie — a soft, stylish way to scream, “I’m hanging on by a thread, but it’s color-coordinated.”
Made from premium fabric that's more supportive than your coping mechanisms, this hoodie is perfect for:
Nervous laughs in social situations
Weekly breakdowns (scheduled and unscheduled)
Gaslighting yourself into thinking “functioning” equals “healed”
Whether your therapist actually said it, or you just needed to hear it from someone (even if it’s your hoodie), this is the official uniform of high-functioning chaos.
Bonus: Doubles as a conversation starter and a warning label. You’re welcome.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
