Finally, a hoodie that understands your true needs: French fries, emotional validation, and the audacity to ask for both.
The “She Wants Fries. She Wants Attention. She’s Me.” hoodie is made from ridiculously soft fabric — softer than your standards after 9 PM — and designed for:
Late-night drive-thru therapy
Dramatic sighs followed by “I’m fine”
Being cute, chaotic, and kinda hungry 24/7
Whether you're dipping fries in ice cream or dipping into your own delusions, this hoodie is your ultimate partner in cravings and contradictions.
Because you deserve love, fries, and someone who listens when you say “nothing’s wrong.”
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
