For the socially exhausted and perpetually overcommitted, we present the brutally honest classic:
“Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.”
This hoodie is perfect for when you do show up, but want everyone to know it was against your will, better judgment, and probably after three cancellations and one emotional pep talk.
Soft, cozy, and ideal for events you regret RSVPing to — like parties, meetings, or anything involving small talk. Bonus: pairs well with eye rolls and Irish exits.
Warning: May cause spontaneous nods of respect from introverts across the room.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
