Let’s be real—this hoodie says what we’re all thinking but too emotionally exhausted to articulate. Whether you're spiraling, thriving, or somewhere in that mysterious void between, this ultra-soft, mildly concerning hoodie has your back (literally).
Perfect for:
Nervous laughter at brunch
Avoiding eye contact in public
Looking cute while having an existential crisis
Made with premium comfort cotton and just enough chaos to be considered a personality trait. Diagnosis pending, but the vibes? Immaculately off.
Warning: May attract other unhinged but lovable individuals.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
