Love has a type—and it’s wearing black eyeliner, dodging the law, or draining your bank account.
This hoodie isn’t just clothing—it’s a confession. Whether your heart beats for luxury, rebellion, or someone who listens to The Cure on vinyl, this piece was made for you. Dark humor meets streetwear in a fit that’s equal parts comfort and chaos.
Made with a soft yet heavy-weight cotton blend, it’s perfect for midnight walks, bad decisions, and overthinking texts you’ll never send. Oversized for that effortlessly jaded look.
Vibe: Romantic delinquent meets aesthetic snob.
Unisex fit for all shades of darkness
Plush fleece lining to soften your cold, dead heart
Statement slogan front and center
Washes easily—even if your love life is a mess
